I'm trying so hard not to be a fat girl for life. I do Weight Watchers, I buy everything low fat or fat free, or with extra fiber, or whole wheat. I exercise (Shut up. Walking to the mailbox instead of driving is HUGE when you're a lazy fatty.), I hired a life coach, I read up on books and emails from Hungry Girl, I drink green tea, I've already lost 13% of my body weight, but I overlooked one detail that *might* help. It's so silly, but to me it feels sad to have to let go of....emails from my favorite restaurants!
In a normal week, I get emails about new menu items, or promo offers from Claim Jumper, Red Robin, Cold Stone Creamery, Baskin Robbins, Extreme Pita, Dairy Queen (specifically the Blizzard Club), and I kid you not, while I am writing this blog post...I got an email from Arby's, inviting me to come in for a Free Jr. Deluxe Sandwich. FREE. Free Roast Beef!
Well, goodbye you temptresses, because this
fat girl is so over you!
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