I swear I didn't start this blog to bitch about Facebook.

But...

I just logged on, and maybe it's because I'm in a terrible mood, and over stressed which has led to depression, and that this particular date is a horrible one for me, but every single status that I read seemed to piss me off, so I'm just going to go through, and comment about my least favorite things on FB.

If you're going to broadcast something to the world (or everyone on your friends list), please spell the words correctly. And if you MUST post in all caps, please...no, just don't. Just don't even do it, that one is so annoying and I'm pretty sure that everyone else who reads your messages thinks the same thing.
If you really, really feel the need to use any vulgar, dramatic, or 4 letter word, just use it already! If you're posting about how you're such an F'ing Bad-a*!, well then...you probably aren't.

To be continued....

Not what it's supposed to be, but it works

When I started this blog, it was supposed to be deep, and ugly and un-sugar coated and full of tough stuff that I didn't want to post as "myself", so I would do it whilst hiding behind this blog. Well, as you can see that's not going so well, but more often than not, I do have something to bitch about it, so I might as well do it here. There are certain things that I just cannot stand about use of certain words or phrases. For example.

"Seen". If you're going to tell me that you have seen several great movies in the last few months, that's great. But, if you say to me..."Hey, I seen that movie last week!" I'm probably going to assume that you have a 6th grade education, or just don't pay attention. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the grammar police, or perfect by any means, (hence starting a sentence with "But") but I do like to think that when I speak, I sound somewhat intelligent. Besides, it's my blog and I can bitch if I want to.

"French Benefits". So, you just started a new job, and it comes with a gym membership and a discount at your local bookstore? That's awesome! It's Fringe Benefits, you idiot.

"Ugh", or Ugggggh, Ughhhhh, or any other variation of that "word". Because one of my dear friends is quite fond of using it, I'll make an exception to this rule and say that if you use it in a sentence, like "Ugh, I am so tired" or, "Ugh, Minnie is bitching about her damn kid again!", that's a lesser evil. I'm irritated with those people who use "Ugh" as their status on facebook, or as a complete sentence, meant to explain all their thoughts. It's not even a word! It's hardly a noise!

Since I wandered into the world of Facebook postings on that last one, let's go with it. There are quite a few things that bug me about what people do on Facebook, but probably the most annoying is this kind of situation...
A status like "I can't believe this has happened, I am so angry and feel so let down! Ugh!"
28 seconds later, nosey/concerned friend #1 responds with "OMG! What happened? U ok??????", and about 10.3 seconds later, the OP responds with "It's BS, totally don't wanna talk about it"
Really?? Really? Don't wanna talk about it? Well, then you shouldn't have posted it as your damn status message! Oh but wait...then how would people run to your rescue and give you the attention you were obviously craving?
Just a tip, people who truly don't want to talk about things, don't draw attention to them.

Better late than never, right?

Yeah, I've been away from this for almost a year. I actually forgot the address to this blog for awhile..oops.

Anyway, people annoy me.

Dear Troubled Friend

I love you. I worry about you. I don't have all the answers, but I know you can be "you" again. A better you, the you that you have potential to be. You've been through hell, and that road ain't over yet, but you'll get there. Where "there" is, I don't know, but I know you'll be happy someday. You'll be at peace and finally put your pain to rest. And just remember, when you need me, I'll be there. I love you.

"Social Networking Sites"

Yes, I'm blogging a rant about myspace and facebook. I'm so sick of them! I have both. Why? I don't frickin know. I guess because there are so many people that are anti one or the other that I have to spread myself around to keep in contact with all my friends and family. I have way too many friends on each, but if I delete some of them, who the hell do I delete? Yes, I love seeing pictures of my friends and their families, and keeping up with whats new in their lives, but then I feel guilty for not commenting back, or commenting enough, or something. Plus, I have too much laundry to do these days to have time to put on makeup and don my best "profile pic" face to take new pictures to put up :)

PS. I know this is kinda unrelated, but I just thought of it, and it does relate to profile pics. I hate it when people do "rock hands" in almost every single picture they pose for. Same as the duck lips. Sure, you think you look cool, right? Are you frickin kidding me? You look like a douchebag.

The purpose?

Consider this a collection pool, rejection pile, a sewer of sorts, where all the things that don't fit elsewhere, and slip through the cracks end up.